FEATURETTE- Runway Report

 

NOVEMBER 2004

And that's how it's done

Ashley Judd shows all women out there how looking sexy and elegant at the same time can be done. However not everyone can wear an Armani as well as she does...

 

From trashy to crappy

Aww, this is the official certification that Lil' Kim has no taste! At first we thought she wanted to appear sexy and controversial, however now that she's trying to be elegant she fails miserably. Poor Lil' Kim, don't worry, there will always be a next time... get JHo's stylist and you're good to go!!

 

 

SEPTEMBER 2003

Like a virgin

Britney is back with a bang! (and I usually hate her) Not only is she back with her hot self, she also shocked us to death when she kissed Madonna in front of the whole darn world! Talk about "Yes I'm a virgin..." yeah right.

Anyhowz, I think I am feeling white boots...

 

Pop Tard

Ew, Ashanti looks like ass in that dress! Or maybe is it because she is so overplayed that just seeing her face makes me sick to my stomach?

This is one chick who just needs to get out of the scene for a while, the least she could do is wear a decent dress!

 

 

APRIL 2003

Gowna Shock ya

Looks like Renee Zellweger showed up at the Oscars with a winning Carolina Herrera gown, too bad Nicole Kidman sacked her award!

Well Renee, to me you should have won an award years ago with your "Bridget Jones' Diary!"

Talking about that, girl you look nothing like Bridget... I kind of miss her. But congrats!

 

Yo quiero Taco Gown

Apparently Julianne Moore did not think she looked "fat" when she looked at the mirror before leaving her room. Nope, obviously because it looks like she decided to wear the ugliest, greenest Yves St. Laurent carpet... ehmn, dress... to the Oscars.

Julianne, might be because I don't like too much emerald green but really, couldn't you wear something that didn't make you look like a taco?

 

MARCH 2003

Puppeteer

It is with such success that Jennifer Lopez whips up her future husband, knowingly pussy whipped Ben Affleck into a perfect matching fashion accessory to her elegant, fairy tale gown. And even if she looks stunning in ice a little diamond training collar would have looked great on him.

 

Boobs in the City

What a sad display of tackyness Kim Cattrall is showing us! This is what happens when you take sexy too far, you look like a whore, an old whore.

So what's better? A few extra layers and a little class or a brothel class actress? I love Kim but please, think about it next time!

 

JANUARY 2003

Positively Simple

I have always praised Claire Danes for her sweet, simple look. And here is how a simple dress without extravagant accessories looks on a woman with class.

 

Have you met Miss Jones?

This dress reminds me of Renee' Zellweger's most famous movie "Bridget Jones' Diary" in the scenes that she dresses up as a bunny rabbit.

She is trying too hard.

 

 

DECEMBER 2002

Belle of the Ball

Just because I think Jennifer Lopez is a cow doesn't mean I will not recognize that her outfits are just amazing. Well, lots of props to her stylist, her make-up artists, hairdresser and I guess thanks to her for letting them do it...

 

Gone Bad

Remember when you used to wish you were Cindy Crawford. Remember when you saw her wear beautiful clothes and wish you had them instead. Do you still wish that?

Yeah, congrats to the mom but what happened to your looks?

 

FEBRUARY 2002

Grammy Fashion

A special celebrity fashion feature

BEST DRESSED

What a comeback!

Celine Dion looks great in her Cristian Dior outfit! Shows us she is ready to come back big time! And I love the curls girl!

 

Belle of the Ball

I know, I know, this is no prom but I have to admit I LOVE Britney's look at the Grammy's! Like Celine, she opts for big curls and her simple red dress proves that a little chic taste is what counts to look hot!

 

Hot chameleon

Many of you know how I praise Lil' Kim's courageous ensemble picks, she looks so comfortable and at ease with herself! Also, it's amazing how a few hair changes can make a woman look so different each time...

 

Whoa, Nelly!

Sweet and elegant, Nelly Furtado also tries to pull a 'Britney' by dressing like evening gown Barbie but she does it with such taste! Besides, we cannot be but happy for her as the Grammy's night turned out to be quite magical for her

 

 

WORST DRESSED

Arabian Nights

Winner Alicia Keys looks more like she's headed for a night at the Harem than an evening at a music awards show.  Trying to be original with your fashion too, honey? My advice is, stick with the music and hire a stylist

 

Trying to stand out

And the Dixie Chick in the middle is our winner! (whatever her name is).  What's the matter, spent a little too much time in Mexico, poncho girl? Or perhaps granny's tablecloth turned out to be the best you could do.  Ai Ai Ai!

 

Get the monster ball started!

I know I need not explain what's wrong with Pink's look because hopefully you see it yourself (that is if you are not a renegade punk kid from the 80's... or whoever told Pink she was looking good

 

Carried away at the tanning salon

What's up with Cristina Aguilera's overly-bleached curls and her unnatural chocolate tan? I dont' know you guys, but I got sick by looking at her... stomach sick, I mean! Come on Chris, you are such a pretty girl, why not just be your natural self?

 

 

OCTOBER 2001

Take a hint from a real woman

The beautiful Latina actress Salma Hayek shows them all what it takes to look sexy... and mature! Her Narciso Rodriguez dress is slick, elegant and very likely to turn everyone's heads!

(Picture from Wire Image)

 

Going for the Skate BOARD look

Despite all the money she probably makes acting, Tara Reid still has been shopping from the Delia catalog too much.  And what's up with the low-rider jeans? Is she going for the surfer look? Yup, obviously she makes a good board.

(Picture from Feature Flash)

 

SEPTEMBER 2001

We like!

Sarah Michelle Gellar is stylin' at the premiere of boyfriend Freddie Prinze Jr.'s new movie Summer Catch.  The sleek top with elegant and smooth Chloe slacks look great on her.  Too bad Freddie and her don't really match and that's important for a serious couple.

(Picture from E! Online)

 

Big momma thang

The Source Awards are a new opportunity for rapper Lil' Kim to unleash her power.  Release the bazookas! Much love to Kim, but perhaps those big boys are hanging out too much.

(Picture from E! Online)

 

AUGUST 2001

Elegance in person

I love Mira Sorvino's acting, her style, everything about her.  This Moschino dress compliments her greatly.  Doesn't she turn heads?

(Picture from E! Online)

 

Catching the low tide

And here is a new attempt on behalf of beloved pop star Britney Spears to define a new style... and tragically misses.

(Picture from E! Online)

 

JULY 2001

I am happy to see that Christina Aguilera has relaxed the afro "a-la-Lady-Marmelade." I guess she deserves this spot for the hairstyle.

(Picture from E! Online)

 

Eww! What's the deal? If you are hot uglify yourself? Check out Ryan Philippe's attempt to achieve such task by styling a Mohawk at the Legally Blonde premiere.

(Pic from E! Online)

 

JUNE 2001

Sarah Jessica Parker deserves this one! We see her on Sex and the City celebrating women's sexuality wearing the freshest clothes.  She has the body we all want and a good style too! Thumbs up...

(Picture from Reuters)

 

Can Lil' Kim go further? Seems like she has done just about anything to show off her body.  Leave some room for imagination, that is if there is still room!

(Pic from E! Online)

 

MAY 2001

Lucy Liu was among the audience at the Moulin Rouge premiere. Her down-to-earth apparel was also glamorous.  Nice!

(Picture from Reuters)

 

I expected Nicole Kidman to look so much sexier and more dressed up at the premiere of her movie Moulin Rouge!  The simple black dress with those unusual shoulder straps and that cross-like thingy on her chest just doesn't do it.

(Picture from Reuters)

 

Carol Bouquet, French actress married to Gerard Depardieu, dazzled the audience of the Cannes Film Festival in a gorgeous delicate red gown.

(Picture from Reuters)

 

Laetitia Casta surprised all when she appeared at the Cannes Film Festival wearing a bulky kimono.  This appearance of the beautiful Corsican model sparked rumors that she might be pregnant.  What do you think?

(Picture from Reuters)

Looks like Rose McGowan is on the right track as she shows up to the premiere of Driven with a new beau (Kip Pardue) and a new look.  'Tis the rose that has bloomed with no thorns.

 

Here's Cristina Aguilera's attempt to make an image.  Check her out in the new "didn't get any sleep" make-up and feel bad for her Edward Scissorhands ensemble attempt.

 

 

APRIL 2001

Halle Berry does it again! It's not easy to wear a cherry red dress but what a beautiful match with her radiant chocolate skin!

(picture taken from E! online)

 

Sure, stripes are in but this is to show you Lorraine Bracco did not understand the significance of a toothpick silhouette to such obvious horizontal stripes. Try again after losing a "couple" pounds. 

(picture taken from E! online)

 

MARCH 2001

Although E's fashion police did not like the exaggerated brown tones, I loved Denise Richards' total match in chocolate tints.  Congrats on her natural beauty that proves it is the woman that makes the outfit

 

Toni Braxton is trying to look like Jennifer Lopez in her 2000 Grammy Awards Versace scandal! (Click here to see it)  Why does she try to be someone else?  Very, very un-cool

 

 

FASHION DOCTOR

HOT FLASHES FROM SUPER EGO

Sure, Toni Braxton is beautiful but this time she did try a bit too hard to be the Grammy's shiniest star and hit a bad note instead.

THE REMEDY: Wear something that accentuates your figure, not reveals it

EXCESSIVE BOYFRIEND INFLUENCE DISORDER

Jennifer Lopez wore a white outfit (after Labor Day) designed by her boyfriend Sean Puffy Combs.  She received an MTV Best Dance Video award and proved to be not only very high but also vulgar and non-classy.

THE REMEDY: Get yourself a man who can shine like you do.

80'S NOSTALGIA AND WHITE TRASH SYNDROME

When Kid Rock realized his girlfriend was wearing her mother's shirt and borrowed her skirt and fishnets from a famous L.A. hooker it was too late.  After all, he's no style guru himself.  So why not just skip the shower and have a nice beer before the big show?

THE REMEDY: This is an irreversible case. There is no cure.

ACUTE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER

Sweet little Britney Spears jumps from one identity to another! We were all very pleased to see her at the VMA wearing a beautiful dress and looking sexy and sophisticated but cried once she took off her performance costume to strut a "far too revealing for her age" outfit.  We believe that the sudden shifts of personality might be caused by the fact that Britney is still just a little girl and is yet to discover what she really wants to be in life.

THE REMEDY: Give the girl up for adoption to parents who have morals for their child. 

TOO HOT TO HANDLE

Triple cheers for the girl of Destiny's Child who not only gave us a taste of their talent by singing an acappella at the VMA, but also for looking stunning, sexy and original at the same time.  Although their stylist is the one who really picked up the outfits, Destiny's Child carries their beauty and success well.

THE REMEDY: Enjoy your success and surprise us once again!

DISTRACTION

This is quite common in many people but should have never occurred to a star like Toni Braxton! She seems to have forgotten wearing a shirt under her... ehmn... long jacket/coat sort of thing she has on.

THE REMEDY: Toni, don't you look at yourself in the mirror enough? Maybe you need contacts... just maybe...