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<< Michael Jackson has just commissioned his plastic surgeon to do just one more operation. His request to the surgeon was to do anything to keep people from staring at his nose.
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doctor surprised Michael and came up with a solution. Upon the viewing after
the bandages were removed, everybody agreed that the doctor was very
creative and the operation was a huge success.
Nobody looked at his nose again.
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It's all in the family
<< Jackson and his estranged sister (not Janet!)
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Black or white?
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Check out Michael through the years...
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You've got a fast car, I've got a tricycle to get me outta here
<< Press on, press on little Michael!
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Why didn't we think of it before?
<< After all, MJ loves masks! Aaaaand of course, children!
You best be watching out for yourself because he could be watching you... mwahahahaaaa
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David Letterman top 10
Top Ten Attractions at the Michael Jackson Theme Park (July 14, 1998)
10. Latoya-Go-Round
9. Diseased Chimp Petting Zoo
8. Mr. Toad's Wild Hyperbaric Chamber
7. Country Bear Crotch-Grabbin' Jamboree
6. Michael's Haunted Pants
5. Guess Tito's Weight
4. Used Surgical Mask Trampoline
3. 20,000 Leagues Under The Scalpel
2. The Lipo-Coaster
1. Deposition Land
Top Ten Good Things about being married to Michael Jackson (August 2, 1994)
10. When you get a few years older, good advice on plastic surgeons.
9. White sequined glove prevents greasy fingerprints on fridge.
8. Fun to say, "Honey, could you moonwalk over to the Stop 'n' Shop for a quart of milk?"
7. After a day with the Jacksons, suddenly your Presley relatives seem normal.
6. None of those annoying demands for sex.
5. His squeaky ultrasonic voice keeps away mice.
4. As king of pop, gets a 10% dinner discount at participating Red Lobster restaurants.
3. If he comes home with lipstick on his collar, you can be pretty sure it's his own.
2. Never have to throw out leftovers with Liz dropping by.
1. Three words: Christmas with Tito!
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