UNBELIEVABLE!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
animal is punishable by death.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must
be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A
brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Wonder which head?)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it
is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only
in tropical fish stores.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was
a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the
govt. pay for this research??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Starfish don't have brains.