About me > The golden rules

Follow these few tips from yours truly and I know one day you will thank me... you will wuvvv miii.

TO MEN:

- If you know you do not know how to dance please do not try hard!!! do not otherwise you will make a complete fool out of yourself. Just kinda move a little. It's better to look uptight than to look gay.

- Don't lie

- Don't cheat

- Do not be shy with a girl you like. Unless she totally ignores you do try to talk to her. And don't mumble, cuz it's virtually impossible to understand you when you stutter!

- DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT spit in public. Geehovi, what the hell is in your mouth that makes you want to do that??? Where did that come from? A spitting guy to us is like a farting fat girl with hairy armpits for you men.

- Please don't be conceited. If I am with you it means I like you and think you are the shit - don't need ya to remind me.

- If you are a white poser who doesn't speak English as a first language PLEASE do NOT rap to Jigga. You will just look stupid.

- Brush your teeth.

MORE WILL COME AS I THINK OF THEM!